When Warren Buffett slipped a loss of $873m into his annual Berkshire Hathaway announcement to shareholders three weeks ago, no one blinked. To many, Buffett is a kind of god—an investment god and some would capitalize the “g”.
In this world of herd mentality or irrational exuberance as Alan Greenspan once put it Buffett leads a pantheon from which all investment wisdom flows.
It’s just that I’ve never cottoned on to the whole mentality of mortal-worship; for that temple includes such deities as “bubble-maker” Greenspan himself, “it’s only a virus” Bill Gates, “what’s nineteen billion?” Mark Zuckerberg, and “don’t ask me—ask Enron” Jeff Skillling.
That was … until now.
Ever heard of Energy Future Holdings? As proof of blind faith in all things Buffett, neither had most of his company’s shareholders it seems. You’d most likely know EFH under its pre leveraged buyout name, TXU.
As Buffett decided to reveal on page 16 his 24-page announcement:
Most of you have never heard of Energy Future Holdings. Consider yourselves lucky; I certainly wish I hadn’t. The company was formed in 2007 to effect (sic) a giant leveraged buyout of electric utility assets in Texas.
And he delivers the coup de grace:
Unless natural gas prices soar, EFH will almost certainly file for bankruptcy in 2014. Last year, we sold our holdings for $259 million. While owning the bonds, we received $837 million in cash interest. Overall, therefore, we suffered a pre-tax loss of $873 million.
Not forgetting a loss that would put most CEOs in a golden parachute, can we just reflect for a moment on those first few words: “Unless natural gas prices soar”?
When I first read that, I thought how very Enron of you Mr. Buffett! Indeed let’s all join hands in the hope those heating and cooking prices for the elderly rocket. I can see Jeff Skilling shaking his head and blurting out:
How the hell can he get away with that when all I did was screw up California?
And another emperor has no clothes.
Then something strange happened: Russia, the world’s largest natural gas producer, invaded Crimea.
At this stage, its effect on global gas supplies and hence price, is largely unknown. EFH still looks headed for the chopping block, and gas futures as of a week ago were pointing downside as one of the northern hemisphere’s most bitter winters awaits a warmer spring and summer.
But without doubt a curtailment of gas exports from Russia will have an upward effect on values. From Buffett’s lips to the investment heavens above? How EFH must be pleading for US and European gas import sanctions.
Either way, my skepticism of Warren Buffett has softened – a bit. I admit part of the guy’s tongue must be gilded.
It’s too much to theorize of course, that a phone call from the world’s greatest investment guru to Putin, sent the latter’s military into Simferopol:
Vlad, the Texans need a hand.
But it is a dizzying, if not highly entertaining, thought to juggle around.
How close did Buffett come to avoiding his $873m loss? Like Napoleon after Borodino, was he beaten at the gates of Moscow by the weather?
© 2014 Adam Parker. You’ve just read a Parkerpinion.